Mark met God when he died and after some pleasantries, Mark asked “So what’s up with the cock and balls?”
“What do you mean?” God asked.
“I mean like, sperm comes out of the balls and there’s like a separate part where the pee comes out? Why not make them do the same thing?”
“Mark, my son. Do you really think if you drank 10 Hamms your balls would be able to handle that much liquid?” God asked.
“I guess you’re right.”
“You’re goddamned right. Now leave the design to the experts. You were an accountant for fuck’s sake.”